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Тема в разделе "Юмор", создана пользователем akok, 31 май 2009.

  1. akok
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    akok Команда форума Администратор

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    Не скажу,что моя идея, увидел когда-то на одном форуме тему такую - решил и у нас создать. Думаю и у вас будет что сказать....:)



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    - Как три программиста могут организовать бизнес?
    - Один пишет вирусы, а другой антивирусы.
    - А третий?
    - Операционные системы, под которыми это все работает!;)

    :)

    "Нежатся на пляже специалист по железу (Ж), программер (П) и юзер (Ю). Вдруг волна прибивает к берегу бутылку. В бутылке записка: «Помогите бедняге, заброшенному судьбой на необитаемый остров!!! Мои координаты (далее градусы широты и долготы)».
    Ж: Вон на том холме пальмы. Можем построить плот и спасти его. Это недалеко.
    П: Напишем ему скрипт как изготовить плот. Пускай выполняет его и спасается.
    Ю: Читает записку последним, потом неожиданно рвет ее и швыряет обрывки в море.
    Ж и П: Ты чего?!!
    Ю: Задолбал этот спам!!! "

    :)

    "ПРОГРАММЫ для рассылки СПАМА, стучите, если заинтересовало".
    бывает и так
     
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    у меня только непристойности((((((.. ну ничего интересного)))))))))
     
  4. Sergei
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    какие ещё таджики и шаманы с порно?

    ну обычно предлагают купить виагру, удлинить, извините, мягко говоря мужской орган, купить дешёвые часы, мобильники и посмотреть советские фильмы и мултьфильмы
     
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    От кого Андрианна-любовь Андриелла <aburban@kharkov.com>

    * добавить
    * в адресную книгу
    * в белый список
    * в черный список

    * добавить
    * в адресную книгу
    * в белый список
    * в черный список

    Кому ******.ru
    Отправлено 8 сентября 2009 в 00:55, получено в 01:32

    Таким образом, поведение реле, построенных по рассмотренной функциональной схеме, зависит от соотношения значений сравниваемых напряжений U1 и U2: реле срабатывает, если Ul > U2, и не действует, если Ul < U2. По этой схеме можно выполнить PC с характеристиками срабатывания в виде окружности, проходящей через начало координат, окружности с центром в начале координат или смещенной относительно него в I либо III квадрант комплексной плоскости, как показано на рис.11.14, а-в. На базе этой же схемы можно получить PC с эллиптической характеристикой (в виде овала). Реле сопротивления, построенные на подобном принципе, используются в ДЗ панели типа ЭПЗ-1636, выпускаемой ЧЭАЗ, и широко применяются в отечественных энергосистемах (так как более 90% ДЗ еще находятся в эксплуатации), поэтому ниже на рис.11.17 и 11.18 кратко рассматриваются конкретные схемы этих PC.Во втором случае задается значение К в выражении tнс ? Ktc.

    Л я у l ч м ш d и h е и к у о k п б и н и x ч p а ц с а о ж в ж
     
  6. magirus
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    О, и мне такой приходил!!!
    а я хотел запостить....
     
  7. Amator
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    А может всех этих разсылщиков ответным спамом задолбить? Написать бота и все - все спамеры утонут в спаме(извините за тафтологию). Мне тоже регулярно приходит с предложением заказать цыганский коллектив для танцев и песен, виагра, фильмы(разные) - благо касперский тут же с сервера список выдает и я их галочками мечу и сразу удаляю, даже на комп не попадают.
     
  8. Sergei
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    Amator, железом по железу? бесполезно..

    Добавлено через 1 минуту 32 секунды
    Attn; Recipient,

    Please be informed that the funds are coming directly from the International Monetary Funds headquarters and we are only to
    pay beneficiaries once they meet their financial obligations.Also note that Western Union is not allowed to make all payment at once via western union money transfer due to the way the fund came to our headquarters and for security reasons, upon receipt of your fees and your International Remittance File purchased, you are receiving a first pay-out of $10,000 which is made into two halves which will enable you walk into any Western Union office of your choice and pick up your funds. Note that the remaining fund/payment will be made install mentally in the following order:

    1. $10,000 made payable to you from the Western Union
    2. $740,000 made payable to you via bank wire transfer from our designated paying bank.

    Upon receipt of the fee for the purchasing of your international remittance file, you are receiving your first pay-out of
    $10,000.00

    According to the Section 636(1) of the LPN CAF of the 1999 constitution regarding a contract like you will have to make the
    payment of the $125.00usd so as to enable the purchasing of your inheritance file to prevent illegal transfer of your funds
    or any form of hindrance.

    Here are details of your money transfer of $10,000 made on your behalf but it has no receiver's name yet until you remit the
    $125.00 to us before we can purchase the inheritance file with your name and put your name as the receiver below is the
    information you will use to send us the fee $125.00 Via western union.

    RECEIVERS NAME________JOHN OKECHUKWU
    COUNTRY___________________BENIN REPUBLIC
    CITY___________________COTONUO
    TEXT QUESTION____________HOW ARE YOU?
    ANSWER___________________FINE
    MTCN________________


    Then after you send the money you can send the payment information to our email below.

    Director; Mr.Amed Bello
    E-Mail :(westeu21@ibibo.com)
    Direct line: +229-989-38-786


    As soon as we receive the payment of the $125.00 from you then we pick it up we well put your name as the receive and you
    will go to western union and pick the money.

    PAYMENT DETAILS MADE FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION!!!

    Amount: $5,000 USD
    MTCN: 895-028-3159

    Amount: $5,000 USD
    MTCN: 235-375-1811

    Sender’s First Name: John
    Sender's Last Name: Okechukwu

    You can log onto our website www.westernunion.com and track your transfer and see that your money is there but needed the
    above stated fee to redirect the transfer to you for your easy pick up. Note that within 72hrs if you do not remit the
    required $125.00 which has already been made ($10,000) it will be withdrawn back and remember that the money details given to
    you do not bear your name as the receiver until you make the payment of the $125.00

    Get back to us with our E-Mail:(westeu21@ibibo.com) with the payment information one you made the payment
    and you can call on my direct line if you have any question OK.

    Call for confirmation of receipt of this message on: +229-989-38-786
    Have a good day.

    Regards,
    Mike David
    Western Union Payments
     
  9. IT-Shark
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    Классика развода на бабки.


    Amator, не стоит - это противозаконно. Импортных не поймают, а Вас запросто могут.
     
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    От кого Karim Hani <karim@charity-bg.com>



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    Отправлено 10 сентября 2009 в 10:48


    Hello. My name is Karim Hani, an Oil & Gas merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with cancer; I need your help in distributing my funds to charities as I have no family. Reply me on my private email (karimh02@freemail.lt) if you can help me you will take 20% out of the funds and give 80% to the local charities of your choice. Regards, Karim Hani

    Добавлено через 2 минуты 30 секунд
    и ещё:

    От кого MyNet Lottery <winners@mynetlottery.com>



    Кому Noaddress
    Отправлено 9 сентября 2009 в 04:04

    Good Morning,

    We have been trying to contact you have won $86,000.00 in the Mynet Lottery Your Money has been sent through western union please visit western union immediately and pick up your money.

    Payment Details:

    Name : Jorge Antonio Ramos Jaubert
    Address: 110-09 205ST, safe Haven.
    Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN):289-868-4482
    Test Question: Relationship
    Test Answer: Friend

    Money Sent: 08-08-2009. 10:47am

    please contact mylottery2009@yahoo.com.hk for assistance

    я богат :D:D
     
  11. magirus
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    с тебя "поляна";)
     
  12. Sergei
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    magirus, извините, а ето что?:)

    вот сегодня пришло:

    Good Day!

    If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. A deceased client of mine who bear exactly the same last name with you died on the 15th May 2000. He died of a heart attack as a result of new Land Act reform introduced by Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, which wholly affected the rich white farmers. All they have suffered to accrued for years where taken away from them by force. http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/africa/jan-june00/zimbabwe_4-21.html
    I have contacted you to assist in claming the money left behind by my client before it is declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars ($8,500.000.00 USD) was lodged in an Escrow Account. I seek for your consent to present you as the beneficiary to my late client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. As all my efforts to trace my late client's relative through international data over 12 months prove abortive. Now the South African Reserve Bank has posted the $8.5M to U.S Clearing House and they will transfer the fund to the Federal Reserve Bank if i don't present next of kin in the next 21 working days.
    All I require is your honest and sincere cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
    This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision might be. Contact me at once to indicate your interest with your address, phone number and full names again for me to be sure that i contacted the exact person bearing the same last name with my late client.

    Barr Edward Ziemerink [ESQ]
    56/A Rondebosch, Cape Town,
    Rondebosch, South Africa
     
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    В общих чертах:
    В этом письме некий гражданин утверждает, что его клиент (у которого точь-в-точь такие же фамилия и имя, как у вас) умер 15 мая 2000, и ему нужна парочка бумаг от вашего имени, чтобы отхватить у банка 8,5 лимонов, пока они не перешли в федеральный резерв Штатов, обойдя таким образом закон.

    Письмо написано с выдержанным стилем (очень грамотно), и отправитель всячески извиняется, если вдруг этим письмом он вас оскорбил.

    Учитывая дату смерти и то, что у него есть только 21 день на это "мероприятие", спам немного потерялся во времени... :)
     
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    ну как бы это объяснить, типа фуршетик небольшой, на природе.... ;)
     
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    лет на 9 :)

    magirus, теперь понятно:)
    сегодня на яндех пришло еще что я у компании coca cola выиграл там несколько миллионов, потом мне western union переслали типА ТЫСЯЧИ :
    :D

    Добавлено через 19 часов 10 минут 43 секунды
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

    Agent & Director Robert S Mueller
    The Executive Director,
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Washington DC, FBI Head-quarters.
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
    Washington. D.C. 20535-0001

    We believe this notification meets you in a very good state of mind and
    health. We at Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in
    conjunction with some united states relevant Investigation Agencies here in
    the United States of America have recently been informed via our Global
    Intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on
    with the Nigerian Finance House Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to
    your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor
    accordingly.

    I am going to introduce a code word to you, which you will use in contacting
    the bank, because of high rate of Internet scams going on out there on the
    internet and you are also advice to contact the bank only with the code word
    given to you which is (IN GOD WE TRUST).

    It might be on your notice to know that we have taken out time in screening
    through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have
    finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free
    from all fact and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund
    without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that
    you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be
    monitoring all their activities with you as well as your correspondence at all
    level.

    NOTE: THAT IS IF YOU HAVE ANY TRANSACTION WITH ANY BANK AROUND THE GLOBE,
    DON’T HESITATE TO INFORM US, SO WE CAN CHECK ON IT AND KNOW IF IT IS GENUINE.

    They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some
    unscrupulous elements are using this project as an avenue to Scam innocent
    people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and
    the Central Bank officials.

    We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from
    OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary
    documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally
    by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about
    US$32,700,000.00 (Thirty Two Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States
    Dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on
    hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the
    Bank information’s which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady, so
    that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making
    the investigations.

    They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have
    been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the
    Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so
    that they don't fall prey to this ugly circumstance anymore. And should
    incase you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the
    Central Bank of Nigeria, you are advised to STOP further contact with them in
    your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central
    Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information’s accordingly:

    NAME: PROF. CHARLES CHUKWUMA SOLUDO
    OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
    Tinubu Square Tinubu
    Lagos - Nigeria.
    Contact Email: mailcbn01@rediffmail.com
    Phone Number: +234-803-227-0256

    NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official
    email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be
    disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that
    you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address
    and request that they attend to your payment file as directed so as to enable
    you receive your contract fund accordingly.

    Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will
    further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your
    fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria
    equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking
    terms. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email
    address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which
    they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

    All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and
    note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so
    you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is
    an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of
    Nigeria.. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately
    with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case
    accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

    In case you need any more information in regards with this notification, feel
    free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide
    you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have
    received your contract fund as stated.

    You are only advice to respond to only e-mail that has the given code word,
    which is (IN GOD WE TRUST)

    Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we
    earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

    Regards from FBI Director
    Agent & Director Robert S Mueller
    The Executive Director,
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Washington DC, FBI Head-quarters.
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
    Washington. D.C. 20535-0001

    ну вот уже директора фбр пишут :)
     
  16. Sergei
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    вот:
    ну и конечно, сообщения от фбр :
    :D:D

    Добавлено через 20 часов 23 минуты 24 секунды
    спамеры уже моё имя знают, караул!:D

    какие все хорошие, мне денги шлют :D
     
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    ..
     
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    А мне даже спамы не ходють. Может быть что-то не так настроено?:unknw:
    Полковнику никто не пишет(с)
     
  19. akok
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    Soldier, аналогично. Обидно...

    Добавлено через 2 минуты 24 секунды
    до слез... вон народ миллионами ворочают, а нам и 100 000$ никто не предложил.
     
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    MotherBoard Гость

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